TOXICEYZ: Patient Profile

Identifying Data
M.I.C. a 23 yr old female, single, Roman Catholic, was presented for the first time at braindamned on Aug. 5, 2006.

Chief Complaint
Acute aging and maturation of 24 hrs duration.

Source and Reliability
The information came from speculation and gossip mentioned by her friends with fair reliability.

History of Present Illness
The patient was apparently well until 7 years PTA, the patient was "institutionalized" at the Royal and Pontifical University. She was immediately singled out for her boundless intellectual capacity and fun loving personality. A 'crush factor' of 10/10 was also elicited. Typical days were associated with O-C studying with occassional movie and malling breaks. Back then, the mode of transportation was the manual manipulation of the lower extremites with assisstance of public transportation.

5 years PTA, the patient was periodically exposed to a high dose of 9 quirky friends. Treatment included movies like Super B, Jologs, and American Adobo. Patient can be found under the umbrellas manipulating dead cats and sharks, with occassional consult with said friends. There was a (+) 'crush factor' of 10/10. Mode of transportation was driver-assisted vehicular transport with occassional assisstance of public transportation.

2 years PTA, the patient has mild toxicity from overstimulation of neurons at a Medical Facility. Detox regimen included rowing a boat around Lake Manila Zoo. This was punctuated with occassional roadtrips to Alabang and Pansol with concomitant swimming and karaoke "I-WILL-SURVIVE" sessions. Patient was also treated for a mild "text talk" (slip na u?, 2log na me. hehe) affliction via late night kada dinners and chika sessions. Mode of transportation was self reliant mechanical manipulation of a vehicular device, with occassional use of public transportation on color-coded days.

1 day PTA, the patient was seen with a high elevation of toxic subjects. Patient presented with mild anxiety related to stress due to the coming shifting exams. Apprehension to turning 23 was also noted. Due to this serious condition, patient was admitted to Braindamned@Hello Kitty.

Physical Examination
Vital Signs
RR: 28
PR: 80-100
BP: 110/70

General appearance
gorgeous, coherent, ambulatory, you'll be in respiratory distress

HEENT
pink conjunctivae, anicteric sclerae, big brown eyes, intact tympanic membranes kaya mabilis sa chismis, no cervical lymphadenopathies (unless may chikinini ka jan na d namin nakikita hehehe)

Chest and Lungs
equal chest expansion, clear breath sounds

Cardiovascular
will increase your regular rate and rhythm, no murmurs (wala kang ma-say), distinct S1 and S2

Abdomen
flat (payat), normoactive bowel sounds

Extremities
hands of a pianist, model's legs, no edema, fast capillary refill

Neurological Examination:

Cranial Nerves
I - (+) victoria's secret and marks and spencer perfumes
II - (+) ROR, pupils 2 mm, reactive pag may gwaping na dumadaan
III,IV,VI - normal EOMs,
V - good masseter tone, pero mabagal kumain...
VII - no facial asymmetry except pag galit or may sumpong
VIII - intact gross hearing, mabilis sa chismis
IX,X - uvula at midline
XI - good shoulder shrug, mas lalo na pag ayaw nya dun sa umaakbay
XII - good articulation, tongue at midline, madaldal at maingay pag kasama 'kada

(+) "crush factor" 10/10

Plan of Management:
Dinner with the egroup... 1 rescue dose of braindamned insanity...
Ibuprofen (Advil) 200mg prn, then call me in the morning.

Professional Fee = libre mo ko starbucks! hehehe

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOXICEYZ!!

matuwa ka sana, puro barberong kalokohan na to! hehehe lam mo nmang tamad akong gumawa ng comprehensive na imbento, pero since malakas ka sakin... exception na to' wahahahahaha!

sobrang daming px profiles na nagawa ko... namatay ang creativity ko... hanapan niyo nga ako ng MUSE... di tuloy ako mka-reply agad kay mika nung nag-ttxt, la ako ma-isip nun eh.

hay... 3am na... bangag na ko sobra... zzzZZzz...

---kzs---